I want to join a military force but dont know wich one.?

you'd fit well with the french forign legion, they take people for all countries, give them a new life and train them nuts, also theyre like special ops in the nature of their missions, alot of times theyre sent because the french dont want to risk their own army and would rather send in the "expendables" (yes they do that), and they take you reguardless of criminal record 90% of the time